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I am a Deviously Deviant
Mia Zapatta
43/Female/United States
Why I Am Here
- To stalk admins
- To herd llamas
Last Visit: 1 week ago
Too tough to die
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Growing up we were poor and rarely had money for any kind of extravegant Christmas. I was maybe ten yerars old and all I wanted was a new seat for my old bicycle. The one I had was ripped and when you sat on it your butt would get all wet from the damp foam and being left in the rain. Well i kept hinting and hinting, but I knew my family probably could not afford a new seat. Well Christmas morning arrived and when I looked under the tree I saw this beautiful package in the shape of a brand new banana seat. Well I quickly woke my parents and we all gathered in the living room. I causiously and carefully opened the package, just then my Aunt entered the house. She was watching as I showed off my new bicycle seat, it was just what I wanted. Well when I turned around, to my surprise my Aunt Peg was wheeling in a brand new Schwinn neon lime green bicycle without a seat. Oh my God, this was the best Christmas ever. I loved that bike and road it every where. It had a basket on the front and I would put my little dog (Ringo) in it and ride her around town. I took good care of this bike (The only new bicycle I ever received in my entire life). I had it for a long time. Ironically, I can still remember the serial number on it, HR9952320. Today I have a hard time remembering my phone number?..woodsy
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I myself hatched from an egg, no white light from above. Just another ancient serpent that never heard your love. But still you find me underneath the rocks and in the ground. I cowered there just short of air and never made a sound. -Showbread
-- "Czym byłby Artur bez Excalibura, Roland bez Durendala, Aragorn bez Andúrila, Frodo bez Żądełka i Pierścienia Władzy, Legolas bez szczotki do włosów a Rincewind bez Bagażu?"
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"Something here smells fishy, and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble." - Captain Edmund Blackadder.
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I myself hatched from an egg, no white light from above.
Just another ancient serpent that never heard your love.
But still you find me underneath the rocks and in the ground.
I cowered there just short of air and never made a sound.
-Showbread
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Are you watching closely...
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"Cartooning will destroy you; It will break your heart." -Charles Schulz
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"Czym byłby Artur bez Excalibura, Roland bez Durendala, Aragorn bez Andúrila, Frodo bez Żądełka i Pierścienia Władzy, Legolas bez szczotki do włosów a Rincewind bez Bagażu?"
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